Am I old?

You know you live in Florida when you receive your first American Association for Retired People letter.  I was even offered a membership. oohh

Dear AARP,

I wish I could retire tomorrow, but unfortunately I still have 35 more years left to work.  I think you must have confused my mailbox with the 1 million old people who live down the street.  

Hope to hear back from you in a few years.

Sincerely,

Kate